Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Still 1-2

Here is the starting lineup for YOUR week four D__ A_____s!

QB Michael Vick, Phi
RB Chris Johnson, Ten
RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis, NE
WR Devin Hester, Chi
WR 85, Cin
WR Kevin Walter, Hou
TE Owen Daniels, Hou
Chargers D/ST
K Nick Folk, NYJ

ON THE BENCH WEEK 4: Matt Schaub, Pierre Garçon (hamstring), Matt Ryan, Felix Jones (bye), Thomas Jones (bye), Miles Austin (bye), Visanthe Shiancoe (bye), Jerricho Cotchery



Sunday, September 26, 2010

1-2

L 62-109 @VICTORY ROAD POKEMON MASTERS

QB: I acquired Michael Vick early this week after the Eagles named him the week 3 starting QB. I did not play Vick, but instead I took ESPN's advice and went with Matt Schaub. Schaub threw for 242 yards, 1 TD and 2 INTs. Vick threw for 291, 3, and 0. Vick also ran for a TD. A monumental blunder! Loss: 23 points

D/ST: The Patriots D failed to stop the so far anemic offense of the Buffalo Bills. The Patriots won, but the Bills dropped 30 points on my defense. SHP Chargers D/ST. Loss: 7 points

Not announcing bench players just yet. After two straight losses, the organization is going to take its time before making any decisions.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

1-1

L 74-130 @H__ AllDay

D/ST
: Cowboys had a rough day against the normally interception prone J. Cutler. Meanwhile San Diego's D intercepted the ball 4 times against Jacksonville, and recovered 2 fumbles too. Biggest mistake of the season so far! Loss: 12 points

RB: This might be the last time I ever say this, but this week I SHP (should have played) Chargers' Darren Sproles over my #1 draft pick Chris Johnson. Secondly, I played the wrong Jones; Felix was a bust with 7 rushing yards, while Thomas had 85 yards from my bench. Loss: 14 points

WR: SHP Jerricho Cotchery over 85 this week. Cotch' had 4 catches, one of which was a TD. Loss: 4 points

ON THE BENCH WEEK 3: Matt Ryan, Felix Jones, Cowboys D/ST, Owen Daniels, Jerricho Cotchery, Thomas Jones

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

1-0

W 100-63 v. Getto Gangstas


A fine start to the season, if I do say so myself.

QB: Atlanta's Matt Ryan actually outscored starter Matt Schaub in week one. Schaub's numbers were subdued by a superb running performance from back Arian Foster. He should be more Schaub-y soon, and thus is still my #1. Loss: 2 points.

TE: His questionable knee convinced me to keep Visanthe Shiancoe on the bench week 1, and it proved to be the wrong move. Shiancoe caught 4 balls for 76 yards and a TD. Loss: 10 points.


ON THE BENCH WEEK 2: Matt Ryan, Jerricho Cotchery, Kellen Winslow, Kevin Smith, Owen Daniels, Chargers D/ST, Felix Jones or Darren Sproles.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Season 2!

Somebody give me a drum roll! League of Bros 2010 is underway! Draft day came and went not ten minutes ago, and I came straight here to share this year's roster with y'all.

QB Matt Schaub, Hou
RB CHRIS JOHNSON, Ten
RB Felix Jones, Dal
WR Pierre Garçon, Ind
WR Miles Austin, Dal
WR 85, Cin
TE Kellen Winslow, TB
D/ST Cowboys
K Nick Folk, NYJ

Those are the starters anyway. Pierre Garçon and Miles Austin are back! I solemnly swear that I did my best to re-pick as many players from last year's team as possible. Today I look around and I see a lot of new faces, but I think that will be a good thing. I think this team can win a lot of games.